- Youngest: Daddy, how many people did Darth Vader kill?
- Parent: Well, he killed lots of people. He murdered all the Jedis.
- Youngest: And how many people did Luke kill?
- Parent: Not very many I think. Mostly monsters and some stormtroopers as far as I remember.
- Eldest: Hang on, didn't Luke destroy the Death Star?
- Parent: Yes, yes he did.
- Eldest: So he actually killed LOADS of people, lots more than Darth Vader did.
- Parent: You've got a point there.